The Cat Garden Gnome Massacre
The Cat Garden Gnome Massacre is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Description
Description
Description
The Cat Garden Gnome Massacre - Funny Weatherproof Garden Decoration, Makes a Great Gag Gift - 9" Tall
BigMouth Cat Gnome Massacre Garden Gnome You can take a cat out of a fight, but you can't take the fight out of the cat! They're cuddly and cute until you rub them the wrong way and then BAM...your arm all of a sudden looks like a BBQ turkey leg from the county fair. Gnomes are treated no different from their human counterparts--they're subject to the same "no reason" petting rules cats are famous for. Our new Cat Garden Gnome Massacre statue captures the moment they snapped on the lil' guys perfectly, and is a hilarious addition to your backyard or garden. - BigMouth Cat Gnome Massacre Garden Gnome
Features & details
- HILARIOUS GARDEN GNOME: You can take a cat out of a fight, but you can't take the fight out of the cat! This hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome decoration is perfect for the jokesters in your life.
- WEATHERPROOF: This lawn gnome statue is made of durable cast poly resin so that it can remain outdoors while withstanding the elements all year long.
- ACCENTUATES ANY SPACE: Standing 9" tall, BigMouth Inc's The Cat Garden Gnome Massacre statue is not limited to outdoor spaces. This eye-catching sculpture accentuates indoor spaces like display shelves and desks, as well!
- MAKES A GREAT GAG GIFT: The Cat Garden Gnome Massacre sculpture makes a hilarious present for any gift giving occasion and is sure to be loved by cat lovers of all ages!
- COLLECT THEM ALL: Spice up your garden, yard, or indoor spaces with BigMouth Inc.'s collection of one of a kind garden gnome sculptures. From Ninja Gnomes to Selfie Gnomes you are sure to find the perfect lawn statue to meet your decorative needs!
| Item weight | 0.81 Kilograms |
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Shipping/Returns
| Sent from | Melbourne, Australia |
| Delivery | Australia Express Post: 2-5 day delivery |
| Returns | Accepted within 30 Days (Buyer pays return post) |
Frequently Asked Questions
Shipping
What countries do you ship to?
What countries do you ship to?
We ship worldwide! Plus, for a limited time only, enjoy free expedited shipping across Australia. Shipping options for your destination will be available at checkout. If your country isn’t listed, please contact us for assistance.
How long will it take to receive my order?
How long will it take to receive my order?
Standard shipping normally takes 1-5 barring any courier delays. All orders should be delivered within 1–10 business days. International shipping times depend on the products and destination (estimated at checkout).
Returns & Refunds
How do I return a product?
How do I return a product?
Items must be returned within 30 days after receiving your order. Items must be returned in the same condition in which they were received, be unworn/unused, have any tags still attached, and include all the original packaging.
How long will it take to receive my refund?
How long will it take to receive my refund?
Refunds are processed within 7 days from when we receive the item(s).
